Friday, July 27, 2007

Isn't ...

it sad that I get caught up in new things that I forget about the old things. So here I am updating my poor blogger that I think one soul reads. Hey Soul! (wave manically)

I'm sitting at my desk at work bored to tears because I don't want to really work.

I could be working on getting things done for my trip to the West Coast at the end of August but I don't wanna.

I could work on getting my stuff prepared for Grad school but again I don't wanna.

I have to volunteer at the zoo and I'm feeling eh about it, EVEN though I'm the brand spanking new Day Capt. I love the zoo but I haven't had a rest in a month, even when I sprained both ankles.

In the meantime I do have a crafting assignment. To take picture of my hometown. Thank god I live in NYC. (Pretentious sounding ain't it) So that's something to look forward too.

I finished Harry Potter and even though I was right about everything and my friend where wrong I'm sad that's its over.

Oy vey! gloomy aren't I. I'll snap out of it soon enough.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

HAHAHAHA

Your results:
You are Magneto


































Magneto
54%
Dr. Doom
53%
Mr. Freeze
51%
Apocalypse
48%
Venom
47%
Lex Luthor
42%
The Joker
41%
Poison Ivy
40%
Dark Phoenix
38%
Mystique
34%
Juggernaut
34%
Two-Face
34%
Green Goblin
30%
Kingpin
30%
Riddler
29%
Catwoman
28%
You fear the persecution of those that are different or underprivileged so much that you are willing to fight and hurt others for your cause.


Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" quiz...

Thursday, July 19, 2007


Your Score: Cheezburger cat


52% Affectionate, 57% Excitable, 51% Hungry




Sure, you deserve one. You helped popularized lolcats from a running gag to an online sensation. Now mainstream media writes asinine columns on this 'phenomenon', students write theses on the topic, programming languages adopt the grammar, and losers write tests about them on dating sites. Now take your cheezburger and never touch the internets again.



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Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Friday, April 06, 2007

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

long time huh
















the Wit

(71% dark, 30% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)


your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK




You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.



You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.



PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais







The 3-Variable Funny Test!

- it rules -




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You scored higher than 99% on spontaneity
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You scored higher than 99% on vulgarity




Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Friday, January 26, 2007

Heh.

My Fortune Cookie told me:
Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.
Get a cookie from Miss Fortune

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Because everyone should know

Annual No Pants Subway Ride
What: Wear normal winter clothes, swipe your MetroCard, ride the 6 train, then take ’em off.
Why: You’ve seen London. You’ve seen France.
When: Sat., 3 p.m. sharp!
Where: Meet near the black sculpture at Foley Sq., b/t Centre & Lafayette Sts. Click here for a map.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Monday, January 01, 2007

Resolutions.

Started this morning.



In the year 2007 I resolve to:
To be a bitch.



Get your resolution here.



I have things planned out.


In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Make the FBIs most wanted list.



Get your resolution here.




Because Yeah! Ha.


In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Swallow more, spit less.



Get your resolution here.




Starting at work.


In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Slap stupid people in the head.



Get your resolution here.




Be a pal help me keep my resolutions.