Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Friday, April 06, 2007

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

long time huh
















the Wit

(71% dark, 30% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)


your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK




You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.



You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.



PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais







The 3-Variable Funny Test!

- it rules -




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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on darkness
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You scored higher than 99% on spontaneity
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You scored higher than 99% on vulgarity




Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Friday, January 26, 2007

Heh.

My Fortune Cookie told me:
Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.
Get a cookie from Miss Fortune

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Because everyone should know

Annual No Pants Subway Ride
What: Wear normal winter clothes, swipe your MetroCard, ride the 6 train, then take ’em off.
Why: You’ve seen London. You’ve seen France.
When: Sat., 3 p.m. sharp!
Where: Meet near the black sculpture at Foley Sq., b/t Centre & Lafayette Sts. Click here for a map.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Monday, January 01, 2007

Resolutions.

Started this morning.



In the year 2007 I resolve to:
To be a bitch.



Get your resolution here.



I have things planned out.


In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Make the FBIs most wanted list.



Get your resolution here.




Because Yeah! Ha.


In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Swallow more, spit less.



Get your resolution here.




Starting at work.


In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Slap stupid people in the head.



Get your resolution here.




Be a pal help me keep my resolutions.

Sunday, December 31, 2006

My Last post in the YEAR 2006






Sending love to all my PEEPS.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Cause like OMG. LOL.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Duchess Patricia the Insouciant of Throcking in the Hole
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Monday, December 11, 2006

Why? I don't know.


Yes
Originally uploaded by cool_grin.

I love this house and I've loved it since I saw it over twenty years ago. I want this house. It's just stand out in my neighborhood and it's so old an goth and creepy and for some unknown reason it make me happy.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Cuz if you know me at all you would FUCKING laugh.

You Were Born Under:

Delicate, timid, and attractive - sometimes you really do act like a bunny.
You're very compassionate and protective of those you love, sometimes too protective.
Your home is really your castle, and you make sure your home is comfortable and well furnished.
You don't like to argue - and you prefer a quiet, peaceful life.

You are most compatible with a Goat or a Pig.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Cause it made me laugh!

Certificate of Marriage
This is to certify that
Dean Winchester & coolgrin
were married on
December 07, 2006
Marry Your Favorite Character



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John Winchester & coolgrin
were married on
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Sam Winchester & coolgrin
were married on
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And I'm a bit of a internet slut!!!!

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Please explain

Stupid people who think homeless people are projects. These rich bastards who spew at me with the fucking righteous indignation. These pretentious assholes. Screw ups. I do more for the homeless in one phonecall than they do in the life time. I actually pay my taxes and not try to find a loophole so I can pay less. I donate clothes, food and money when I can. And I do my job. I do not pick a homeless person as a project or pet and then bitch about why there is no one helping them.
(You know you are going to get tired and move on to the next project , like the two toed sloth being used for dog coats Whatever.)
I (you bitch) vote with my heart not my wallet.
So SCREW YOU.
Do not bitch at me on the phone and ask me if I ever been hungry or homeless.
No I haven't and thank the Lord every day for the food I eat and the roof over my head.

But neither have you trust fund baby.

EDITED FOR SPELLING. Anger messes with my grammer.

HAHAHAHAHHa









Monday, November 13, 2006

Argghhhh

I'm drowning in work. Not enough that I can't write this but enough that my head hurts and i'm a bit pissy.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Saturday, June 17, 2006

heh

Hamster
You scored 33 nervousness!

You have mood swings, don't you? Sometimes you scream and bite people,
sometimes you're cute and star in children's shows from Japan.



My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 87% on nervousness
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You scored higher than 23% on smallness
Link: The Small Nervous Animal Test written by zombieface on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test