Resolutions.

Started this morning.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: To be a bitch. Get your resolution here.

I have things planned out.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Make the FBIs most wanted list. Get your resolution here.

Because Yeah! Ha.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Swallow more, spit less. Get your resolution here.

Starting at work.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Slap stupid people in the head. Get your resolution here.

Be a pal help me keep my resolutions.