Heh.

My Fortune Cookie told me: Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight. Get a cookie from Miss Fortune

Because everyone should know

Annual No Pants Subway Ride
What: Wear normal winter clothes, swipe your MetroCard, ride the 6 train, then take ’em off.
Why: You’ve seen London. You’ve seen France.
When: Sat., 3 p.m. sharp!
Where: Meet near the black sculpture at Foley Sq., b/t Centre & Lafayette Sts. Click here for a map.

so that you know...

Resolutions.

Started this morning.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: To be a bitch. Get your resolution here.

I have things planned out.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Make the FBIs most wanted list. Get your resolution here.

Because Yeah! Ha.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Swallow more, spit less. Get your resolution here.

Starting at work.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Slap stupid people in the head. Get your resolution here.

Be a pal help me keep my resolutions.